We all know that a good joke can brighten our day, and this one will surely bring a smile to your face! Two elderly gentlemen are sitting on a park bench, enjoying the peaceful afternoon. As they chat about life, the world around them, and the passage of time, a young, attractive woman jogs past them in a tight sports bra and a pair of very short shorts.
One of the old men can't help but smile as he watches her go by. His friend, sitting beside him, notices the grin and raises an eyebrow, clearly curious. The young woman, spotting the older gentleman's smile, comes to a sudden stop and looks over at the men. With a playful, yet slightly irritated, tone, she says, “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?”
Without missing a beat, the old man sweetly responds, “Oh, my dear, I’m not smiling at you, I’m smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, no matter how much things change, there will always be young, beautiful girls in the summer to brighten up the day of a lonely old man.”
The girl, a bit surprised but also touched by his sweet words, melts. She smiles, leans in, and gives him a gentle kiss on the cheek. “Aww, you’re such a sweet old man,” she says, her attitude shifting entirely. Then, she jogs off, leaving the men to enjoy the rest of the afternoon.
As the woman disappears down the path, the old man turns to his friend with a mischievous grin. “3 to zip, Mugley. Your turn,” he says with a wink.
The joke is a charming reminder that while we all age, the wisdom that comes with experience often keeps the elderly both sharp and endearing. The humor in this exchange shows that age doesn’t dull a sense of humor or an appreciation for life's simple joys. Share this with your family and friends—laughter is truly ageless!
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Here's a fun joke for you:
An old woman is walking down the street when she spots a man selling a parrot. She approaches him, intrigued, and asks, “How much for that bird?”
The man replies, “It’s $50.”
The old woman is a little surprised, but says, “That’s a bit steep. Does it talk?”
The man smiles and says, “Yes, ma’am, it does. In fact, this parrot can say any word in the dictionary.”
The old woman, skeptical but curious, buys the bird. She takes it home, places it in her living room, and waits for it to speak.
Hours pass, and the parrot doesn’t say a word. A bit frustrated, the woman tries everything: she talks to the bird, plays music, even offers it treats, but nothing works.
Finally, after days of silence, she picks up the phone and calls the seller. “Hey! You told me this parrot could talk! It hasn’t said a thing!”
The man on the other end chuckles and replies, “Did you try asking it if it knows any jokes?”
The woman looks confused. “What do you mean?” she asks.
“Well,” says the man, “you know how us older folks like a good laugh—maybe the bird just wants to hear a joke from you first!”
The woman thinks for a second and then says, “I guess I’ll try that.”
She hangs up and goes over to the parrot, who is perched silently in the corner. She clears her throat and says, “Alright, parrot, here’s a joke for you: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?”
The parrot looks at her and, for the first time, squawks, “Because they don’t have the guts!”
The woman laughs heartily, relieved that the bird has finally spoken. “Well, that’s a start!”