I came across this story online, and it’s simply too good not to share!
Someone recently took their 92-year-old father to the mall to buy a new pair of shoes. After shopping, they decided to grab a bite at the food court.
While sitting there, the elderly father noticed a teenager nearby with wildly colored hair—and what happened next is guaranteed to make you laugh!
Get ready for some classic grandpa humor!
Now, I’m not sure if this story is real or just a well-crafted joke, but either way, it’s absolutely hilarious. Here’s how it goes:
"I took my 92-year-old dad to the mall the other day to pick up some new shoes. Afterward, we stopped at the food court for a meal. While we were eating, I noticed my dad staring at a teenager sitting next to us. The teen had spiked hair in an array of colors—green, red, orange, and blue. Every time the teenager looked up, he caught my dad watching him.
Finally, after a few awkward glances, the teenager, clearly annoyed, turned to my dad and sarcastically asked, ‘What’s the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?’
Without missing a beat, my dad calmly replied, ‘Got drunk once and had a fling with a peacock… I was just wondering if you might be my son.’”
Talk about a comeback! 😆