An Elderly Man Walks Into A Confessional

  

An elderly man walks into a confessional.


The following conversation ensues:


Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.


Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking.


We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.”


Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?”


Man: “What sins? ”


Priest: “What kind of a Catholic are you?”

Man: “I’m Jewish.”

Priest: “Why are you telling me all this?”

Man: “I’m 92 years old … I’m telling everybody.”

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