The doctor was so shocked

 

A Polish girl went to the gynecologist.

She disrobed and got up into the stirrups.

The doctor was so shocked at the neglectful state of her private part he asked,

“When was the last time you had a check-up?”

“Well, to be honest with you,” she blushed, “I’ve never had a Czech up there, but I have had several Hungarians.”