A woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after.
A couple of weeks later she finally wakes up and asks the doctor, “Where is my baby?!” The doctor replies, “They are both fine, you have a beautiful boy and girl.
Your husband went back to work and you were out so long that your brother named them.”
The woman looked concerned, as her brother wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
“Oh no. What did he name them?” “He named the girl Denise,” The doctor replies.
The woman, relieved, “Well, that’s not so bad.
What about the boy?”
“Denephew.”